Lets face it, I am a troll. But that doesn’t prohibit me from pointing out other trolls in their natural habitat and when to avoid them. If you are ever going to Computer Alley with a car, keep in mind that the parking behind Starbucks just off off Jin Shan Nan Liu currently has a troll. I have independently verified the status of this troll by the following methods. 1) walking thought the parking lot this person was moving cars and drove up behind me revving the engine of the vehicle she was parking. 2) a friend of mine parked there during one of my strolls to the alley, and after being unable to use the automated teller machine attempted to make payment via said troll. Who rudely refused to speak Chinese, and pointed back to the semi-functioning automated system. 3) was seen today yelling at the owner (or manager) of said parking lot.
If this troll is seen in her lair a quick call to animal control followed by a prompt selection of one of the other 3 parking lots in the area is quite useful.